What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

True - how I loved my mum!

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

What! how could you do that?

Do you know what she said mum?

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My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Should you have a threesome with your best friend and your significant other if the significant other requests it?

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

What do you mean son?

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“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”